(Hopefully, anyway.)
Spotted at Giant supermarket.
Please, please, please just make it stop. I am a self-identified Disney hater. You'll never get me into one of their parks, and admit that I feel kind of queasy when watching anything on ABC or ESPN. There are so many things wrong with the Disney empire - evil copyright extensions, child labor violations in factories making their products, the whole "every girl is a princess" mentality, the pillaging of the natural landscape of Florida, the blanding of childrens' entertainment, the list goes on - do they freaking need to put their characters' images on eggs? Seriously? The recent South Park episode "The Ring" is more true than I thought. I'd have to suppress the urge to slap anyone upside the head who buys these.
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Freshly laid by free-range animatronic chickens, no doubt.
That is completely ridiculous!
It reminds me of a family visit to Disney World when I was perhaps 7 or 8. We went to a "character brunch" where bunch of dudes were running around in character costumes signing autographs and whatever. One of the foods served was scrambled eggs, which I hated, so I wasn't eating them. So the dude in the Goofy costume comes over and plants himself by me and starts pointing at my uneaten eggs, shaking his head, and then pointing at me. It was completely horrifying. Perhaps Disney had interests in an egg business even back then!
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